me: cheryl, i think we should name the new piece Les'Amor Paris
cheryl: why leh?
me: i think it's Love in Paris in French
cheryl: why french?
me: cos paris is in france...
cheryl: paris in france meh? not england?

but i think ashley wins her hands down...

me: Ashley, wat's the capital of france?
Ash: france got capital meh?

ha ha, guys, it's time to whip out those geograpghy text books.