i have this love hate relation with the local transport. friends who know me know i am a super advocate of the buses and mrt here. i take them practically everywhere. yah, all cos i dont/cant drive. ha aha aah. but somehow once in a while the local transport irks me.and by that i mean super irk (ok, if there is such a word...) nope, its not the recent fee hike. it doesnt really bother me a lot cos i am on concession. rather, its the all sorts of pple which u see everyday on the train/bus which intrigue me. here's why.

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yesterday night, after a uber long day at sch, i was already freaking tired. and so when the train came, i just plonked myself to the nearest available seat. BAD DECISION. this idiot next to me was FAT, OILY, and the best word to describe him is RETARDED. he was wearing black from head to toe (which is a very lousy attempt to look slimer), and had so much gel on this hair i swear if a housfly flew in it wont be able to fly out. ok, i am nt being mean cos of how he looks although i must say is quite pathetic... wat really irritated me about him was that despite being BIG ASSED and taken up almost half my seat, he had to shake his leg NON STOP. arrgghhhhh, its as if he had this broken phone in his elephant of a tigh and it was constantly vibrating. i shot him my infamous dagger-stare and he stopped meekly for a while before vibrating again at the next stop. and so, the entire cycle of staring-stop shaking-start shaking- staring continued for a good 20 min before he decided that he had enough of me and got off the train. wh h aha . i dun understand why he had to shake his leg. dun shake will die meh? its such a nasty habit lor. dodo bird.

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and on sunday, i was taking the train with poon when there was this ah bu neh who was playing LOUD TECHNO MUSIC on his phone like no body's business. KNS. he was wearing shades and pretty oblivious to everyone who was giving him the nasty look. seems like he is not only deaf, he's also blind. and well, very thick skinned too. irritaiting lor. gave me and poon a big headache. ok la, i was too kia see to ask him to shut up cos he looked really very fierce. somemore i think there is a parang knife hidden somewhere in the baggy clothes of his.w ha aha aha ah. poor me. why do i always meet such inconsiderate pple on the train?

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ok, and the last one didnt really piss me la. rather its a pretty funny scenerio which i thought i shld share. last week mornin, i was taking the train to sch. its the very packed timing but i usually get a seat cos i stay pasir ris mah, and pasir ris pple ALWAYS have seats. ( ah aaha , anyone considering moving to pasir ris already?) anyways, i was seated a few seats away from the corner one. at tampines, pple start flooding in and this auntie walked in and stood in front of the guy in the corner seat. she was quite plump with a buldging belly, but certainly too old to be pregnant lor. it was obvious she wanted a seat (well, from my experience aunties always have tired legs....) and so, the next thing she did was ingenious i must say. she trusted her hip out, right hand on the pole and left hand touching her belly in a circling movement. wha ha aaha . the poor guy had no choice but to stand up and offer her lor. and she took it pretty smugly. i was cuckling to myself lor.heng i didnt sit there. but i must really applaud the auntie la. this is called using ur assets to ur advantage.w h ahaa ha.

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ok that's all for now. tata!